alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What changed your mind?
Being sober
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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