if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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