That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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