when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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