ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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