in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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