Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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