I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drunk is a universal language darling
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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