My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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