I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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