So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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