You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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