That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Randomize