Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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