i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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