I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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