I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
ok first of all what the fuck
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize