i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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