mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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