GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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