did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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