Plan B is the new Plan A
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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