My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize