physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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