He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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