Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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