is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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