White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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