Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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