I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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