He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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