We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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