Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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