Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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