sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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