Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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