I want to walk on stilts...naked
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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