the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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