Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Shame - the story of my life.
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