I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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