He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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