half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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