Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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