sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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