I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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