so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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