Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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