Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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