Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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