PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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